Mad,
Bad
and
Dangerous
to
Know
Ambassadors, London, 1992

The Life of Byron  by Robert Cohen and Chris Bunyan

      When the poor but extravagant Captain ‘Mad Jack’ Byron and his wife, the wealthy Catherine Gordon of Gight were delivered of a child in January 1788, no one could realistically have predicted that the club-footed product of the venture would grow up to be a popular hero:  yet, in the thirty-six years of his life, scandal, intrigue and poetry emanated from George Byron in a manner which thrilled and delighted as many as it shocked and offended.  He became as famous as a king and as infamous as a tyrant, and remains a legend 168 years after he ceased to draw breath.
     
Byron’s upbringing was unsettled, but not unhappy.  Until he was ten he lived with his temperamental mother in Aberdeen:  ‘Mad Jack’ turned up only when he could do so without attracting the attentions of bailiffs.  Although he was to die when his son was three, Byron later claimed to remember him clearly, having acquired ‘a very early horror of matrimony, from the sight of domestic broils.’  In 1798, his great uncle the fifth Lord Byron died, and young George inherited his first debts, along with the family title and Newstead Abbey in Nottinghamshire.  The sixth Lord was destined to uphold proudly his great uncle’s tradition of drunken misbehavior, reckless spending and sexual extravagance.
      Byron discovered love at an early age—forming an attachment to one Mary Duff at the age of eight—and sex not much later.  When he was eleven his nurse, May Gray, used to come home drunk after a night on the town, get into his bed and, as the biographies would have it, ‘introduce him to sex.’  Byron himself felt more abused than enlightened, and after complaining to his lawyer the nurse was dismissed and the boy was shipped off to boarding school in London, first in Dulwich, then at Harrow.
     Although he made a number of close friendships at Harrow, it seemed that his romantic education took place mostly during holidays, and never with very happy results.  On one vacation he and his mother were both subjected to the advances of Lord Grey du Ruthyn, who was now renting Newstead from them.  Byron recoiled as he had done from the pawings of Nurse Gray, but in the long term neither experience would deflect him from the sexual experimentation that helped to make his name.  During another vacation he fell in love with a neighbor and cousin, Mary Chaworth, and when she failed to return his feelings—she was engaged to a Colonel Musters—he refused to return for the new term at Harrow.
      When he was in attendance at the school, Byron busily developed his sense of destiny and determination. Teased by his classmates about his deformed foot, the young lord fought to win their respect, winning six brawls out of seven.  Through a remarkable feat of willpower he also trained himself to be a strong swimmer, and played cricket against Eton—all he needed was someone else to do the running for him.  From increasing confidence developed the famous Byron arrogance:  on one occasion he wrote home to his mother, ‘The way to riches, to greatness lies before me.  I can I will cut myself a path through the world, or perish in the attempt.’  He went on to do both.
      In October 1805 Byron arrived at Trinity College, Cambridge, where his collection of verse, Hours of Idleness, earned him his first professional publication.  Another first was the discovery that, despite his adverse reaction to Lord Grey’s advances, his passions were not after all to be restricted to the opposite sex.  A young chorist, John Edleston dominated his affects to the extent that he was later to describe his years at Cambridge as ‘the most romantic period of my life.’  Certainly this was to be the most intense and enduring of his gay relationships, though he stressed that theirs was ‘a violent, though pure, love and passion.  Byron lavished money on his platonic lover, helping to amass a debt of £13,000 by the end of his studies:  other indulgences included a tame bear which he kept in his room.
      Early in 1809 Byron reached the age of 21, and took his seat in the House of Lords.  However, though he made a number of speeches, his heart was not really in it:  now that he was old enough to do what he wanted, he wanted to go East.  He had recently published English Bards and Scotch Reviewers, a satire in which he attacked the Edinburgh Review for rubbishing Hours of Idleness.  However, the royalties from this could not make a dent in his debts, and he was forced to borrow yet more money from a friend in order to facilitate his departure for Europe in July 1809.  With his companion John Cam Hobhouse, he set off on a great tour of Spain, Albania, Greece and Turkey.
      Byron’s vision of mankind and the world were broadened by his travels, and when he returned to England after two years, he set down his adventures in the semi-autobio-graphical Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage, the story of a defiant outcast who seeks distraction through travel after a life of sin and pleasure.  Published in March 1812, the first two cantos met with tremendous success:  as he later recalled, ‘I woke up one morning and found myself famous.’
      Byron’s literary success quickly gained him access to London society, where his good looks, curly dark hair and soft blue eyes won him yet more admirers.  Soon he was leaping from one affair to another, displaying a penchant for the immediacy of passion, but rarely feeling able to sustain his feelings.  Unfortunately, not all of his aristocratic lovers were as emotionally malleable as himself.  Lady Caroline Lam was one of those who refused to take his post-coital indifference in good humor; despite confiding to her diary that Byron was ‘mad, bad and dangerous to know,’ she bombarded him with love letters, but not even a mailing of her pubic hair could win him back.
      It was partly to shake himself loose of Lady Caroline that he first proposed to the bookish Annabella Milbanke.  The reason for his second, successful proposal was less clear.  Friends theorized that she represented to Byron a certain haughtiness of character which would balance his volatile nature.  More likely is the financial incentive which she represented as an heiress; in addition to this she could be seen as a safe haven from the incestuous affair he had more recently been conducting with his half-sister Augusta Leigh.  Whatever the motive, though, the marriage was a spectacular failure.  No sooner had the knot been tied than the groom began to feel constrained by what he had done; between bouts of suicidal depression he would taunt his wife with the superior charms of Augusta, and when money problems added to their woes, he sought refuge in heavy drink and the theatre.
      Soon after the birth of their daughter Ada, just over a year into the marriage, the Byrons separated.  Shame-faced but relieved, Byron consented to Anabella’s subsequent divorce suit.  There was much speculation as to why he was so amenable over the divorce:  what were the ‘unnatural causes’ cited by Lady Byron?  Had she been repulsed by the discovery of his past homosexual relationships?  Had she discovered the full truth about his affair with Augusta, who had borne him his first child in 1814?  Or was it that he had forced his wife to have anal sex with him when eight months pregnant?  Whatever the truth of these rumors, the outcome was divorce not only from his wife but also from most of the beautiful people of Childe Harold four years before.  In April 1816 Byron left England for good.
      The continent offered Byron a sense of liberation, and his writings received a new lease of life from the friendship that started in Geneva with Percy Bysshe Shelley.  Several months were spent in the company of Shelley, his wife Mary and her sister Claire, with whom Byron had had a brief fling shortly before leaving England.  It turned out, in fact, that Claire was carrying his baby, and on learning this he turned his back on her.  In the meantime, though, the foursome spent many a long night discussing poetry and metaphysics, and it was after one of their candle-lit sessions of ghost-story-telling that Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein.
      In October 1816 Byron moved on across the Alps to Venice, where he attracted fresh scandal by involving himself in the Italians’ struggle for independence from Austria, and by falling in love with Teresa Guiccioli, the 19-year-old wife of a count three times her age.  Her husband made several attempts to move her out of reach, but the young poet always followed, and by 1820 the old man was renting the upper floor of his Ravenna palace to his wife’s lover.  Later that year, Teresa received a Papal separation from her husband, on the understanding that she should live under the roof of her father, Rugerro Gamba.
      Under these circumstances Byron accepted an invitation to join the Shelleys at Pisa in November 1821, taking the entire Gamba family with him.  It was a useful time to go, for the Austrian authorities in Ravenna had been growing increasingly intolerant of his subversive activities.  But Byron was not content to settle back and bask in the west coast sunshine:  he was looking for another struggle to join, and Greece seemed the obvious choice.  He had been captivated by the country from the time of his first visit in 1809, but in recent years his love for Teresa had prevented him from returning there.  However, in July 1822 he lost one of his main reasons for staying, when Shelley was drowned in a boating accident. Byron found that that his love for Teresa was no longer enough to hold him, and the following April he embarked for Greece, despite (or perhaps because of) his presentiment that he would die there.  “I hope it may be in action,” he told a friend, “for that would be a good finish to a very triste existence, and I have a horror of death-bed scenes.”
      However, despite a year of relentless and fearless campaigning against the occupying Turks, Byron failed to liberate his adopted country:  in fact, by the time the Greeks acquired independence in 1830, Byron was lying beneath the green grass of an English churchyard.  This was as the result of an ill-advised decision, on 9 April 1824, to go riding in torrential rain near the Greek town of Missolonghi.  The soldier-poet caught a chill, which rapidly became a fever, and soon he was the star player in the thing he dreaded most:  a long and painful deathbed scene.  It lasted for ten days.  At first he resisted his doctors’ fanatical demands to bleed him, but after a week, when it seemed they could do little more harm than the fever, he finally put himself at their mercy.  During the last few days he was unburdened of pints of blood and filled with useless purgatives, until, at about 6 p.m. on the evening of Easter Sunday, he murmured, ‘Now I want to sleep,’ and proceeded to do so.  The next day, 19 April 1824, he died without regaining consciousness.  
 
Byron's Author’s Notes

      It seems that all over the world, people have heard of Lord Byron.  We all know that Byron, though lame, was as beautiful as a young Apollo, that women adored him, that he wrote passionate and romantic poetry and that he died, young, fighting for the freedom of Greece.
      But the full truth is more complicated.  He was certainly eccentric, indeed, many considered him mad.  It has to be admitted that his behavior was often both bad and dangerous.
    His beauty was maintained by a strict died of dry biscuits and wine diluted with soda water.  He preferred his silly good humored undemanding half-sister Augusta, his “dear goose” as he called her, to all the hysterical society beauties who threw themselves at his feed.
      And his poetry was different.  Unlike that of his contemporaries, Byron’s style was racy, readable, cynical, full of humor, sometimes even shocking, with an occasional lyric of exceptional beauty thrown in—just to prove he could do it.  He seemed to delight in upsetting the English Establishment and he liked to live sensationally.  At the same time he had a powerful sense of his own destiny and a determination to make himself a ‘name.’
      My aim has been to present, for a short while, Lord Byron in person.  It is for this reason I have used so many of Byron’s actual writings.  At this juncture I apologize to anyone who feels I have left out their favorite piece.  I had to be fairly ruthless in my choice of poems.  I also decided that, apart from Byron’s own words, and those of his contemporaries, it would difficult to give a true portrait of the man without involving the women in his life.  So, Isla Blair joins Derek Jacobi with the formidable task of playing not only the many important women in Byron’s life but acting narrator as well.  

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